Anonymous:
So a cop, a racist, and a murderer walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy.

yoisthisracist:

I get this joke.

  • me to a white person: what's your ethnicity
  • white person: i'm 1/4 vanilla bean, 2 cups of skim milk, 3 tablespoons of tapioca, 1 teaspoon of corn starch etc

Some people make me sick.

njborn95:

One you the AUDACITY to try and pull a scam on me where you said
“Could you spare me some money? We just ran out of gas and we’re stuck at the gas station down the street.” When I saw your lying ass just get out of the car parked right next then.

AND then you think it’s a good idea to bring you child around to watch their mom be a lying scumbag.